Awkwardness: The Plague

The random and nonsensical, highly unreliable, frequently intermittent and at times offensive, thoughts and query's of a awkward, babbling nincompoop.

Awkward: to lack social graces or to be ungainly or inelegant in movements.

Nincompoop: a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment.

Babbling: the random production of meaningless vocal sounds characteristic of infants after about the sixth week.